Have sex on a cot for Mother Russia!

Of course, this article is in the Daily Mail, and Britain and Russia are having a little fight right now, so it’s ridiculously loaded.

But haven’t I seen those convulsing bodies, vacant stares, and happy smiles somewhere?

Let’s see… here and here…here…   Sex and death and religious ecstasy.

At least in America, you’d probably have to go your car to have sex.